I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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