i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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