Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
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He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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