D3 body, D1 cock
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
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i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
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I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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