Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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