either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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