So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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