It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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