Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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