I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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