Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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