We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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