Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
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Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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