I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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