Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
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I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
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No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize