You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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