I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
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some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
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He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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