How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
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I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
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