I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
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