I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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