Michael Bay diarrhea
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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