I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
is it fun? or sober?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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