i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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