I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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