Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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