Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
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Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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