i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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