I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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