Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I think your dad took our porno
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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