Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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