Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
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my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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