We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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