Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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