were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
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I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
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Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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