I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize