He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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