dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
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Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
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Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.