Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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