it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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