its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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