am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
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I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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Dicks are not precious.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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