Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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