I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Damn victory sex feels great
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
