Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
i barfeds in our rink
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
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you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Help. Why am I so naked?
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