You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
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And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed