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You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.

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That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.

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Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.

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Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.

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(256): You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass. (1-256): That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years. (256): Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that. (1-256): Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham. http://tfl.nu/egwd

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.

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(504): I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now. http://tfl.nu/wc97

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(714): View more from California

He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.

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(714): He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth. http://tfl.nu/egoc

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.

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(608): They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes. http://tfl.nu/mn0w

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(847): View more from Illinois

Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.

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(847): Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator. http://tfl.nu/lq0c

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend

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(204): Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend http://tfl.nu/gyj1

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(651): View more from Minnesota

professor came back from spring break missing a tooth

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(651): professor came back from spring break missing a tooth http://tfl.nu/mzcn

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(619): View more from California

Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?

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(619): Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened? http://tfl.nu/i6wm

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(250): View more from British Columbia

we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.

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(250): we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation. http://tfl.nu/ezo2

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.

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(405): I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation. http://tfl.nu/hpn0

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(303): View more from Colorado

My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.

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(303): My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you. http://tfl.nu/ugo1

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(870): View more from Arkansas

When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.

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(870): When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody. http://tfl.nu/gc8j

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(480): View more from Arizona

And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.

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(480): And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold. http://tfl.nu/2ktu

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(512): View more from Texas

Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea

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(512): Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea http://tfl.nu/vg1d

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(213): View more from California

She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.

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(213): She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay. http://tfl.nu/t6l3

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