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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?

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  oh that explains alot.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.

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  we live in such a classy society.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.

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  Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.

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  he is a god among men.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!

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• (916): View more from California

  I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.

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• (310): View more from California

  I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo

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  Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december

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  Worth it.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing

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