So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
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just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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