So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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