I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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