im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
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Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
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I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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