Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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