You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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