So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
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Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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