White coat. Heels.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
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Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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