oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
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Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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