my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
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He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
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I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
BRING THE BAGELS
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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